Jul med Yoda, episode 3

Sidder og spiser morgenmad, da Yoda kommer stiv hjem kl. 8 om morgnen

-Hva så min lille ven, var der fart på i nat?

Yoda: “Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.”

-Jamen det må du også undskylde, det var ikke pænt sagt, men det var venligt ment!

Yoda: "Beware of the dark side"

-Yes...nå, men hva så, var der gang i den på Night-Glass?

Yoda: “Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things”

-Okay, så det var bare lige på og hårdt, eller hva'?

Yoda: “Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must”

-Du er vist en værre een, nu har du ikke gjort nogen fortræd, vel?

Yoda: Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.”

-Nu bliver jeg sgu' bekymret, hvad skete der?

Yoda: “Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.”

-Ja ja, så slemt er det nok heller ikke, men se du bare at få den brandert der sovet ud, og så snakker vi senere....jeg vil gerne høre, hvad der skete.

Yoda: "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice".

-Nej, jeg gider ikke putte med dig, jeg skal afsted.

Yoda: “Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!”

-Neeeeeeej, jeg gør ikke, gå nu ind og sov!

Yoda: "When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not"

-Nej, du er rigtig fin, det er du.....men gider du godt at lade mit ben være?

Yoda: “Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?”